Our Joke Calls!

How the pranks work!

  1. Choose a windup from the list below.
  2. Call 0905 005 0411. Have the victim's number ready.
  3. Listen to the main menu options!
  4. Enter the number of the prank!
  5. Enter your victim's telephone number, and press '#' when they answer to start the windup.
  6. Your victim will think they are speaking to a real person.
  7. Hear the phonecall and the victim's reaction in secret.
  8. Your call will end when either you or the victim hang up.
Calls charged at £1.50 per min

Your mobile has been stolen!

stolen phone
Someone calls the victim saying that someone has reported their mobile as being stolen. Their phone will be cut off in the next 5 minutes...
Call: 0905 005 0411 - Prank No.1 - How the pranks work

Results from the s-e-x disease clinic!

Pranks
A doctor from the local VD clinic calls your victim to tell them an ex-partner has caught something very nasty. They can't reveal who the ex-partner is, but need to know if they have any symptoms...
Call: 0905 005 0411 - Prank No.2 - How the pranks work

Quentin? I want to speak to Quentin!

Your victim receives a call from a strange woman asking to speak to Quentin. She keeps calling back and demands to know where Quentin is as she is positive that this is the right number. Your victim gets several more calls from people looking for Quentin until a very angry Quentin phones wanting to know if they have taken any messages.
Call: 0905 005 0411 - Prank No.3 -
How the pranks work

Phone engineer wants to test your phone!

Your victim receives a call from their network provider. Their phone has been reported faulty and needs to be tested by the exchange's voice recognition system. Would they please repeat a few stupid phrases!
Call: 0905 005 0411 - Windup No.4 -
How the windups work

Do you want to be on reality TV?

Crank calls
It's a reality TV show and they urgently need a replacement as someone has pulled out sick at the last minute. Will your victim be game for a laugh and fall for this joke call?
Call: 0905 005 0411 - Prank No.9 - How the pranks work

You're LIVE on the radio!

Pranks
It's a producer from the local radio station and they are going to be live on the radio in 20 seconds! An ex-partner of the victim has called the show and answered three questions right. The victim then has to answer some naughty questions, if they get all 3 right they win a luxury champagne holiday with the mystery ex-partner. Oh and please mind your language because it's live..
Call: 0905 005 0411 - Prank No.7 - How the pranks work

You called me! What do you want?

The victim gets multiple prank calls from the same guy wanting to know why the victim keeps calling him. He is not a happy bunny because he is very busy...
Call: 0905 005 0411 - Prank No.5 -
How the pranks work

You order is ready? Where shall we send it?

Your victim gets a call from a dodgy internet site confirming their order! They have the victim's name and are going to deliver the dodgy items to their home in 10 minutes, unless... This wind up plays the victim the current time and their name!
Call: 0905 005 0411 - Prank No.6 -
How the pranks work

Messages from the dating agency!

Crank call
The victim receives a call from a dating agency because someone signed them up for a dating message mailbox, and their advert has attracted many messages from others! Then the agency plays the messages back and asks your victim to record a reply...
Call: 0905 005 0411 - Prank No.8 - How the pranks work
Crank calls are ideal for playing practical jokes and stitching people up! Just like the calls made by Scott Mills on Radio 1 and the Jerky Boys your victim will be clueless. Our interactive joke calls are incredibly realistic and will fool everyone.

You can call our funny joke line numbers from your landline or mobile, then simply enter your victims telephone number sit back and laugh your socks off as we play a wind-up on them. These aren't just for April Fools Day, you can play a wicked prank call any time.